College Football's Bottom 25, Week 11 2023
(Pratt & Whitney Stadium at Rentschler Field, University of Connecticut Football)
Soooo many 3-6 teams. What to do, what to do?
Basically, that record after 9 games is the cutoff point between being in or out of the poll. Therefore, some teams who won last week to get to 3-6, especially impressively (see Army) dropped completely out of the poll AND the DHM. Others just ended out of the poll but in the DHM. And those who had a loss leaving them at 3-6 are back in, some for the first time this year.
As always, enjoy the games!!
1) Connecticut (1-8) The Fusskies predictably got trashed, 59-3 at Tennessee. The reward is being newly ranked at B25 #1 leading into another game at a nationally ranked opponent, this time James Madison.
2) Kent State (1-8) The Golden Flashless
ended on the short end of the MAC’s worst team Bummer Bowl, losing the Wagon
Wheel Rivalry game at Akron, 31-27. As often happens, Bummer Bowls can prove to
be just as (or even more) entertaining as the matchups between national powers. Bowling
Green visits this coming Wednesday.
3) East Carolina (1-8) The Pyrites lost at
home to nationally ranked Tulane, 13-10. That score against
that opponent actually moves them down one spot to #3 heading into a visit to FAU this coming weekend.
4) Sam Houston (1-8)
The Bearkats were the sole remaining winless FBS squad until a 24-21 victory
over Kennesaw State of the FCS on a last-second FG. Congratulations
on your maiden FBS win! Next up is a Conference USA Bummer Bowl at new #18 Louisiana
Tech. Could a winning streak be in the offing?
5) Vanderbilt (2-8) The Commode–doors were
War Eagle Tigered by Auburn, 31-15. Next is an almost Bummer Bowl at DHMers South
Carolina.
6) UL Monroe (2-7) This was NOT an example
of an exciting Bummer Bowl as the Marhawks lost 24-7 at Southern
Mississippi. Next up, Troy comes to town.
7) Nevada (2-7) The Wolfcack are back in off a
BYE week. This weekend brings a visit to Utah
State to play the (What’s an?) Aggies.
8) Arizona State (2-7) The Stunned Devils of Roger Clyne Alma Mater University return after a 55-3 booting by the Utes at Utah. Next up is a visit to SoCal to play at UCLA.
9) Pittsburgh (2-7) The Panters actually
played better against #4 FSU than they did the previous week
against Our Lady, losing 24-7 at
home to the ‘Noles. Next up, the ACC’s only team without a conference win, Syracuse, makes the 5-hour trip across
90 and down 79 to the Yinzer City.
10) Purdue (2-7) The ShotandaBeers got
tanked at #2 Michigan, 41-13. Next up, Minnesota pays a visit. Last call!!!
11) Cincinnati (2-7) The Scarecats gifted UCF their first Big12 win by losing to them 28-26. Next up is a visit to Houston to take on the Cougars.
12) Virginia (2-7)
The Cabriolets got stung at home, 45-17 by Georgia Tech’s Yellow Jackets. Next is a road trip to face nationally ranked 8-1 Louisville.
13) Middle Tennessee State (2-7) The Blue
Faiders were beaten 13-7 at New Mexico State by one of the
best (What's An?) Aggies’ team in years. Next up, FIU
visits.
14) Ball State (2-7) The Marginals lost on
Wednesday at former 25ers Bowling Green, 24-21. Next up is a trip
to the northern part of Illinois. Can you guess that they might be playing at NIU?
15) Southern Mississippi (2-7) The Golden Eagles
finally won after 7 straight losses, defeating UL Monroe 24-7 in a home Sun
Belt Bummer Bowl. This week brings a Thursday night tilt at Louisiana.
16) Akron (2-7) As I said above, Bummer Bowls
often prove to be every bit as entertaining the big Saturday games featuring
two HIGHLY ranked teams. The Zips score a very late touchdown to cap a 21-point
comeback win over fellow 25ers Kent State, 31-27. Next, Akron
travels across state on Wednesday to take on Miami of Ohio.
17) UTEP (3-7) The
Minors were 2-2 in their last 4 games but game 4 was a loss at home, 21-13 to WKU. Next up is a BYE week before a likely
Conference USA Bummer Bowl at MTSU.
18) Louisiana Tech
(3-7) The Dulldogs are in after their 4th straight loss, 56–30 at Liberty. Next, they will be hosting Sam Houston for a CUSA Bummer Bowl.
19) Massachusetts (3-7) The Minutemen have
won two straight after beating Merrimack of the FCS, 31-21. Next up
is a BYE week before a trip to the poorly named city of Lynchburg to take on conference leaders Liberty.
20) Hawai'i (3-7) The Rainbow Warriors won
their MWC (almost) Bummer Bowl at former #1 Nevada, 27-14, putting
the Wolfcack back in the poll after a week away. Next up, the reward is hosting
an angry Air Force squad who just lost their first game of the season to
former 25ers Army.
21) Tulsa (3-6) The
Golden Bore-icanes took their 4th straight loss, 33-26 to former
25ers Charlotte, falling into the
poll for the first time this season. Next, the 23rd annual (Jethro)
Tul Bowl at #24 Tulane.
22) Buffalo (3-6)
The Lulls lost at Toledo, 31-13.
Next, Ohio pays a visit on Tuesday.
23) North Texas
(3-6) Their third straight loss, 37- 29 at home to UTSA,
brings the Lean Spleen into the poll for the first time in 2023. Next up is a
trip to play at SMU.
24) New Mexico
(3-6) Los Loblos lost 56-14 at home to UNLV,
joining several others as first time 25ers this year. They travel to Idaho this
weekend to take on Boise State.
25) tie California (3-6)
The Folden Bears lost 63-19 at Oregon. Yikes! Next, Washington State pays a visit to Tightwad Hill.
25) tie Colorado State (3-6) The Hams lost the Border War Game and the Bronze Boot at Wyoming, 24-15. Next, they are hosting DHMers San Diego State in an (almost) MWC Bummer Bowl.
DISHONORABLE
MENTION
Michigan State (3-6),
Charlotte (3-6), Baylor (3-6),
Western Michigan (3-6), San
Diego State (3-6), Temple (3-6), UAB (3-6) and
Dropped Out
Army, Indiana,
Stanford and Arkansas.
CONFERENCE PARTICIPATION
AAC – 3 (+ 2 DHM)
ACC – 2
Big12 – 1 (+1 DHM)
BIG 10 (12, 14, whatever) – 1 (+ 1 DHM)
CUSA – 4
Ind. – 2
MAC – 4 (+1 DHM)
Mountain West – 4 (+1 DHM)
PAC 12 (soon to be none) – 2 (+1 DHM)
SEC – 1
Sun Belt - 2

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